One side effect of Facebook has been that I tend to think in terms of status updates throughout the day. Below is a list of updates that for one reason or another did not make the cut this week:
- I was too slow to catch a picture of the tiny pigtailed redhead picking her nose and staring at me while in line at Chic-fil-a
- Everyone at Panera for breakfast on Saturday is wearing workout clothes. I wonder how many of them actually worked out this morning.
- Protip: do not pass gas immediately before sitting onthe toilet. You will find yourself in a helpless and unfortunate position.
- Time with my friends makes make me want to be a better person
- When typing a recent email to a friend about her ministry, my iPhone auto-corrected a misspelling of ’special’ as ’sexual’. This would have made for a very awkward message.
